Can carpet be funny?

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Here are few carpet jokes we found to share with you.

 

A carpet installer decides to take a cigarette break after completing 
the installation in the first of several rooms he has to do. Finding them missing from his pocket he begins searching, only to notice a small lump in his recently completed carpet-installation. Not wanting to rip up all that work for a lousy pack of cigarettes he simply walks over and pounds the lump flat. 

He decides to forgo the break continues on to the other rooms to be carpeted. 
At the end of the day he's completed his work and loading his tools into 
his trucks when two events occur almost simultaneously: he spies his 
pack of cigarettes on the dashboard of the truck, and the lady of the 
house calls out "Have you seen my daughter’s gerbil?"

 

A vacuum cleaner salesman insisted on showing a lady the latest model even though she told him she had no money.
He produced a bag of manure and stomped it into the carpet. Seeing her look of horror he said “Don't worry. I'll eat the manure if this machine doesn't leave your carpet cleaner than before I arrived."
“Do you want ketchup with it?' she asked
“Why?” said the salesman
“Because I had my electricity cut off yesterday,” she replied.

How are men like carpet? If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.